Archive for June, 2009

Tennis Girls Gone Too Wild

By SR Staff | June 29th, 2009

Ever watch a women’s tennis match for more than five minutes? Ya, me neither, but the one thing more noticeable than tennis skirts are the horrid noises these ladies make. Well, it seems some former players are finally discussing this ridiculousness. It started with a comment by Martina Navratilova who called out those who shriek […]

Infections Running Rampant in Cleveland

By SR Staff | June 28th, 2009

The word infection isn’t even a fun one to think about. So, when Cleveland Browns receiver Joe Jurevicius got a staph infection in his knee he was obviously less than pleased. Then, he found out he had some crazy staph on a mission to fuck shit up. The infection hit Joe’s knee so hard doctor’s […]

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Baseball Players can be Sensitive Too

By SR Staff | June 27th, 2009

Apparently, some MLB players can’t take fan criticism when it comes to the steroids era. After a game Thursday, Philadelphia Phillies reliever J.C. Romero got into a physical altercation with a fan. The guy claimed he was brushed off by a few Phillies players and so he went on the attack against Romero. He asked […]

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Murray is A Man’s Man

By SR Staff | June 27th, 2009

Lee Murray has been living a life most guys only dream about. First off, he has one of the coolest jobs ever as an MMA fighter. Then, allegedly at least, in 2006, Murray and six others stole over $90 million from a bank in Wales. This guy is straight out of a fucking movie. A […]

Terrell Owens Says Another Goodbye to Dallas

By SR Staff | June 26th, 2009

In case anyone else needed a reason to hate Terrell Owens, the man has done us a favor and tossed more fodder our way. Owens returned to Dallas this week for his “Thanks for the Love” Tour. He hosted a youth football camp during the day and a swanky downtown party at night. Owens did […]

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Jordan’s Kid Needs Psych Tutor

By SR Staff | June 24th, 2009

Jeff Jordan, son of Michael Jordan, quit basketball, today. In a statement released to the media, Jordan claimed he had to focus more on his studies as his reasoning for leaving the Illinois Basketball Team. However, there is much more to this story if you dig a little deeper. First, this is Michael Jordan’s kid, […]

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German Doping Officials Don’t Fuck Around

By SR Staff | June 24th, 2009

For athletes who think the drug test policies in the US are ridiculous, keep far, far away from Germany. German international player, Florian Busch, has been suspended after refusing a drug test. However, Busch didn’t just refuse a random drug screening while working out or at practice. No, the Germans are way too crazy for […]

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Italian Media Less Creative than Egytpians

By SR Staff | June 22nd, 2009

The foreign media has been having a field day thanks to the Confederation’s Cup. For the Italian media, anything less than a championship in an international tournament is utter disaster. Thus, after an early exit from the group stage this weekend, they are calling out coach Marcello Lippi for the defeat. Lippi fielded a team […]

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Hookers Love Soccer Too

By SR Staff | June 22nd, 2009

Yesterday saw the conclusion of the group stage at the Confederation’s Cup in South Africa. It was an exciting day for American fans as the Red,White, and Blue launched an improbable comeback and advanced to the knock-out round. However, the Egyptian media has already laid the blame on why their team fell to the Americans: […]

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Sentanta Outlook Seems Grim

By SR Staff | June 20th, 2009

Irish Sports Network, Sentanta, is known for providing worldwide access to English soccer. However, Sentanta just lost something very important: its main soccer contract. The English Premier League refused to renew a contract with Sentanta this week because the network owes them over 30 million Euros. In a move to kick Sentanta while their down, […]

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